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I Hate Wiggle Worms - If you have the male species in your home, this is for you!!!

  • Writer: athompson121
    athompson121
  • Feb 9, 2021
  • 1 min read

Ladies! This one is for you!


I usually go to bed early and I’m one of the first ones to get up at my house. My routine is pretty much the same. I stumble to the bathroom like a blind person, I fumble for the light switch, and I plop down on the potty to teetee..... sorry, I know that’s TMI, but I promise it’s relevant! Most of the time when I sit down, it’s like time has frozen and I’m having to fight back a 4-letter word🤬 THE DANG SEAT IS WET!!!


Why, Oh Why can’t guys control their Wiggle worms??? Seriously!!!

How many of you have watched the TikTok videos that say "put a finger down" if you __(fill in blank)___?
Let's play!!!
  1. Put a finger down if you walked past your bathroom and someone was peeing while brushing their teeth.

  2. Put a finger down if you walked past your bathroom and someone was peeing while while holding & watching their Kindle.

  3. Put a finger down if you walked past your bathroom and someone was peeing half asleep with their head propped on the bathroom wall.

  4. Put a finger down if you know that ever s.i.n.g.l.e has bad aim.

  5. Put a finger down if you want to THROAT PUNCH all the male folks in your house every time you sit on a wet toilet seat.

Game over! What how many fingers did you put down???



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